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Breaking news! Homeland Security was able to stop an attempted suicide bombing plot by screening instant message conversations coming in and out of the country! Through special connections, I was able to get ahold of the alleged conversation:
...but seriously, wouldn't that be hilarious?
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Were we talking about this the other day? The idea seems vaguely familiar somehow...
Either way, yes, it is hilarious, in a dreadfully morbid way. Good work! :-)
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