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Time to share with you guys some of my rich family history. Take a look at the ol' family tree...


Oh, wait... I meant the other family tree.


What thrilling history! going back to that fateful day when Bruce Willis met Chief 50% Off. I'm a bit ashamed of my mother's side, though. What Grandpa West saw in Supertramp I'll never know, but ultimately I suppose I should be grateful.


Let this be a warning to any hostess who thinks it's safe to give me the kids coloring book.