best case scenario, of course

That's as far as I got when I got tired of drawing.

back in the day

Just in case you guys forgot what I used to do with cameras:

The Pimp Kit

coming at you... in 3D!

Okay, so I got some people telling me my blog isn't personal enough... you know, like blogs are supposed to be. So, here ya go, kids!



This is my boxer drawer. Of course, these are my second rung boxers, having already worn my top rungers (that includes my Hawaiian print). I don't know how more personal I can get than this.

Oh wait, yes I do...




That's my left nipple, Gerard, stubbly from a recent shave due to surgery. (Surgery? Yes, I'll get to that some other time.)

Check it out, it's like the Triforce of studliness.



... or stubbliness. I dunno - make your own joke.

Now, ask yourself: "why - why?! - why am I still reading this blog?" I think your obsession is bit more disturbing than anything I can post here.

because everything is quiet afterwards

Some more class notes...





Took me maybe half an hour to realize I just filled a page with retards...

for only $30,000 a year!