"I swear to God, if any you slobbering brats or your dumb-ass, inbred parents feed anything to these fish, I will personally cut their slippery little heads off! That's right, freaks - I am going to decapitate Nemo, deep fry him, and force him down your throats if you even think about feeding them."
-Management
And though I counted but one overweight, overall-wearing, rat-tailing hillbilly at the Chinese Buffet, his presence commanded such respect to allow him to cut anywhere in the buffet line and take as much as he pleased, with seconds and thirds if he pleased. And though he could do so anyway, we all thought it best to let him feel like he was getting his way.
You think bringing in $115.50 worth of rolled change into a bank would be conversation worthy for a bank teller. For them it should be like the customer returning a happy meal to a McDonalds employee due to the discovery of a deep-fried chicken head amongst the fries: conversation gold. No such luck, in my case. But, then again, if those bank tellers could make conversation, they wouldn't be bank tellers.
Production delays, production delays! Things are in the works, you just have to wait.
