Romance in the Ring
After years of international travel and wrestling, Dimitri "Jockstrap" Vladimir has finally found a lifelong wrestling partner with Dwayne "the Grand Wizard" Luger. Just when he thought his days of party-hearty, guiltless wrestling days were behind him, HE had to show up. When the Glamour Boy, an old acquaintance from Jockstrap's past, unexpectedly challenges Jockstrap, Jockstrap strains to not return to his old ways. How long can he keep his secret past from Dwayne? And how long before his wild past takes him over?
Headlock of Love
Everette Skullsuck Johnson's unquenchable passion for headlocks has brought him to the ring, where night after night he fulfills his desires on weakling Jimmy Fallon look-a-likes. But when will he ever fully be satisfied? Skullsuck Johnson's thirst is seemingly bottomless, and begins to threaten his wrestling career. This is the true, heart-warming story of Everette Skullsuck Johnson's road to recovery, in which he learns to balance his lusty desires with help from his close mentor Silly Knickers Smith. A truly inspiring story for the world.. wrestling federation.
Tag Team of the Heart
It's been almost 7 years since Edwin Baco-bits' death, and, once-students of the deceased, Grease Rattail Lumbago and Crackstain Stoppard have both grown to be burgeoning wrestling superstars. Though they were once bitter rivals, Grease and Crackstain find themselves mysteriously drawn to each other during their bid for heavyweight champion of the world. Their past ties become too strong, and they slowly begin to understand Baco-bits' teachings of brotherly love.
Be sure to supplex your lover every time she goes away.
