great galloping galleons!

In an alternate universe, Harry Potter is actually the Fonz. I think it would go a little somethiiinnng... like this....

I. First day of potions

II Brewing glory

III. The latest Ministry of Magic decree

Coming soon!

roll out da barrels

Life with free time is weird, man.

if only

Creepy crawlers!

Parte 1

1

2

3

Part 2 coming soon enough!

Jaws VI: Party Beach House

Hey everybody, look!  It's Russ the bastard killer whale!
















Dammit, Russ!

"scalpel" ("scalpel")

There's been some questioning on my recent surgery to have some obstructions removed from my body, specifically my chest. Here's how it all went down:













For real.